HeartBreaker♡

HeartBreaker♡

Home · Archive · RSS · Mobile · Submit a Rule/Ask for Advice · Are you tired of being heart broken? Learn how to never be heart broken again. Inspired by Marina & The Diamonds, and Effy Stonem.
Other fav heartbreakers are Lana Del Rey and Marilyn Monroe.
Enjoy the one and only HeartBreaker blog ♥
created 4/13/13.
Navigation: The Rules | Answered Qs & Advice | Submit a Rule or Ask for Advice | My personal Stories | Signs of a Cheater | My HeartBreaker Playlist
Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

#roahb  
Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

#roahb  
Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

A HeartBreaker is Strategic.

Do you guys remember my cute co-worker? If not, you can read up a little here on my previous story .
The other day, the co-workers decided to have a bonfire. It was from morning till night. Marcos had work at 2, so he was planning to leave a little earlier, like around 1:20. Marcos also agreed to drive home the annoying one from my previous story, Darren.
I messaged Marcos asking if he was coming to the bonfire. He was on the fence about it, but I convinced him that it would be fun, and that if he went before work, id go too. I told him that id only go if he went.
why did i say such a bold and confident thing?
A couple days earlier, he messaged me out of nowhere while he was at work around 6 pm, and we talked till he fell asleep t 2am, 
and then he said goodmorning and we talked will about 5. We don’t have deep conversations. Its mostly silly stuff and emojis.
He decided to come to the bonfire, of course.
He was already playing cards with the host’s gf when I got there. We talked and then the gf left, so it was just me and him under the 
umbrella. We get so hyped over playing card games together. As we were playing, Darren got jealous, and he  tried to cuddle up on my leg,
It freaked me out so I basically told him to go away. I brought some marshmallows and was feeding Marcos them. Darren wanted one, so I tried to put it in his had, and he opened his mouth saying “ahhh”. I just said “no”. Then he asked Marcos if he could play me next. Marcos straight up said “no”.
Ok, This is where the actual story begins,
We had another get together at my co-workers house. Marcos messaged me asking if I was going, and I didn’t even know about it. He filled me in on where and when it would be. It was going to start in 3 hours. I asked if he was going, he said yes, and so I told him I would too. My co-worker, Ella, asked me if she could get a ride with me.
Though her raspy voice annoys me, I agreed to give her a ride.
I wear my comfy new short sleeve grey sweater, jeans, and cute little gold necklaces. We get to our co-workers house, and I see Marcos sitting on the floor playing cards with Darren. I say hey, sit down, and take over. Marcos and I start playing cards, having a good time in our own little world. We start to get really goofy and decide to take off our shoes, spread our legs, and put our feet together. Then we joined hands and pulled each other back and fourth hysterically lol. We got so loud and our cheeks hurt from smiling. Our other older co-worker kept saying “aww they’d be so cute together” and kept taking candid photos of us.
I was supposed to leave at 11:40, but he asked me to stay till 12. I said ok.
12 came around, and he asked me to stay til 12:30ish. I said ok.
12:30 came around , and he asked me to sty till 1.
I stayed till 1:40am.
At 1:40, I told him i really had to leave since I work in the morning. He said ‘aw ok well I probably should go too.” We get up and join the rest of the co-workers eating at the table. Then Ella goes “you’re cheating on me with her now, huh?!”. Marcos just chuckles. Then he puts on his sweater and she goes “and wheres my sweater Marcos?”. He jokingly pretends to take his off as if to offer it to her.
We walk out with me, Ella, Marcos, and the host. I hug the host good bye, and Ella hugs Marcos- but she hold on for a long time and says “aww you’re hugging me for a long time, you must like me!”. This annoyed me because I knew she was doing it on purpose.
-but Ella. you have ACTUAL boyfriend. annnnd Marcos calls you “bruh”. He never calls me that. Ever. You’re one of the dudes. You’re old news. I know Marcos used to flirt with you, but face it, you’re just not as appealing as me. I’m not intimated by you at all.
Right now I am the #1 person he snaps, and vice versa. Heres a little tip to my heartbreakers: If you want to be someones #1 on snapchat (that you actually talk to), have a conversation through snapchat so that they have to reply back - (ex: “did you see the new work schedule?”), just make sure its not general like “how was your day”. You don’t even have to show your face! Why is this relevant? Its to piss other people off or make them question whats going on between you too. Sometimes its harmless fun to stir the pot a little.
I got Marcos to agree to cook with me in 2 weeks. ( I said he owed me for something in the past).
Why did I do this? Well first I decided that I liked him, but at the same time sometimes I find his embarrassing. I am really doing this to piss off Ella. She will die when she sees our pics together at his house cooking. Us having a selfie together already got under her skin.
Plan ladies! Plan.
- xoxo,ROAHB

Anonymous asked: (I'm tht anon) well he broke up with me, about a week ago, and I asked him for a chance and he said he'd come see me but he never showed up and I just miss him so much and love him so much and he still talks to me everyday fuck help me

Casually ask him why he didnt show up.

You’re not giving me much to work with. Why did you guys break up?

-ROAHB

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Rules Of a HeartBreaker

Next ›
Pretty in Pink by Gabrielle Wee.
Powered by Tumblr.